Gun Pried from Charlton Heston’s Cold Dead Hand
The gun Charlton Heston had been holding onto since becoming president of the National Rifle Association was pried from his hand today immediately following his death and a brief body cooling period.
Surprisingly he had actually glued the gun to his hand with super glue and generous application of nail polish remover was required to preserve the rotting flesh on the corpse.
God, when asked for comment, issued this official statement:
Chuck was a great actor and a great friend. His portrayal of Moses was and continues to be a public relations home run for me. Take that Buddha!
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