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Huckabee: Why Hasn’t He Quit?

Huckabee is out–or is he?

Right now McCain seems to have the Republican nomination wrapped up. He is so far ahead in the delegate race there is no way Huckleberry can collect enough to win.

Unless…

Unless McCain dies, or McCain gets embroiled in a campaign ending scandal or…

The secular media just can’t understand: “But what are the chances? What are the chances either of these will happen? What rational person keeps going with such small odds?”

Who? A fundamentalist Christian, that’s who.

You can understand Huckleberry’s stubbornness only if you first understand the power of unwavering belief in a sovereign higher power.

Huckleberry believes unwaveringly that God directs the affairs of men. That no one comes to power (even Bill Clinton) without God ordaining it. I can almost guarantee in his mind he is thinking several possible outcomes to his candidacy:

• McCain my drop out of the race due to scandal or medical problems, leaving him (and Rue Paul) the only contenders
• McCain may be forced by evangelicals to adopt Huckleberry as his running mate
• …and if Huckleberry becomes the veep, he may be hoping praying thinking McCain’s death in office would make him the POTUS
• His candidacy will provide the moral compass the Republicans need and, while he ends up not on the ticket, he will be seen by God and history as one who moved the world for God

A Baptist pastor who decides being a Pastor is not a big enough venue for his ego but goes on to become an astute politician and Governor, then goes on to organize a machine that takes him into Presidential consideration is a world class narcissist. Just watch.

Update:

CNN totally doesn’t get it:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/24/huckabee.snl.ap/index.html

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